If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.
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Niall Horan
I heard the man and woman cry a warning as I frantically racked my brain for some sort of throat-repairing spell, which I was clearly about to need. Of course the only words that I actually managed to yell at the werewolf as he ran...
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Rachel Hawkins
I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.
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Diana Wynne Jones
Romance is everything to turn it into a cause for given is priceless
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Maxine WilsonPerry
If you live with dogs, you'll never run out of things to write about.
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Sharon Delarose
More Quotes By Rita Rudner
I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
Men forget everything women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.
I had the most boring office job in the world... I used to clean the windows on envelopes.
